Jennifer Aniston appears in this month’s issue of GQ to discuss her upcoming film, Pumas, which she describes as being about “the sexual double standard”.

“Look,” she continues, “I think all women on some level just want to rage against the machine… There are too many movies out there that don’t empower women, movies in which their only way of being happy is finding a man. And you know, that’s not my favorite theme.”

Then she got naked.

Do you believe in UFOs? Keanu Reeves, star of the upcoming The Day the Earth Stood Still.

“How could there not be life on other planets?” he says. “The universe is so vast. I guess a lot of people won’t believe in extraterrestrial life until they see evidence, until an alien lands in Central Park like my character does in the film, but the idea that life doesn’t exist anywhere but here is crazy.”

I suppose he has a point, but I doubt any aliens will land in Central Park. They’ll probably head straight for Tom Cruise’s house.

“I have no intention of taking drugs again at the moment.” – Lily Allen, who has been sober since September 

Ask her again in five minutes.

“I go through life like a Karate Kid.” -Britney Spears, on coping with fame

“Hell no, she don’t.” – Mr. Miyagi

America’s most beloved yo-yo dieter has reached the dreaded 200 mark again.

In the January ‘09 issue of O Magazine, Oprah writes that she has “fallen off the wagon”.

“I’m mad at myself,” she says. “I’m embarrassed…I can’t believe that after all these years, all the things I know how to do, I’m still talking about my weight. I look at my thinner self and think, How did I let this happen again?”’ 

I know.

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