America’s most beloved yo-yo dieter has reached the dreaded 200 mark again.

In the January ‘09 issue of O Magazine, Oprah writes that she has “fallen off the wagon”.

“I’m mad at myself,” she says. “I’m embarrassed…I can’t believe that after all these years, all the things I know how to do, I’m still talking about my weight. I look at my thinner self and think, How did I let this happen again?”’ 

I know.

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Pachiderms Enchained? Totally Apeshit!

The animal rights group has found a new target: Miss Britney Spears, who they claim features “captive” elephants in her new Circus video.

Using a touching metaphor, PETA says, “As Britney is such a victim of the paparazzi and always complaining and crying about how she hates to be held up in her guarded house and can’t feel free, she of all people should be able to relate to the horror that captive animals go through when they’re used for entertainment. Except Britney chooses to perform, and the lifestyle just comes with it. Animals are ripped away from their mothers at a young age, kept in chains, and prodded with electric shock devices to make them perform.”

Has anyone asked the elephants how they feel about it? I bet their friends are totally jealous they got to be in the video.

One Word: Chucky.