Okay, so the hair is fierce, but it just makes it all the more obvious that the woman is scary skeletal skinny. People give her flack because she never smiles, but she probably just doesn’t have the energy.

I cannot deal with how hot Kate Winslet looks in the new Vanity Fair. Leave it to her to strip off and demand an Academy Award on the cover (”You bet your ****ing ass I want an Oscar!”). I feel like this year is finally her year. After five nominations, I think she’s earned it.

I feel bad for Nicole Kidman. “Australia” looks like it took a lot of effort and everyone is saying she sucked. Oh, well. She can weep pretty tears into her bank statement.