Full House star Jodie “Stephanie Tanner” Sweetin is telling everyone under the sun about her divorce from Cody Herpin, claiming he spent their marriage mooching off of her.

So sad. They seemed like such a wholesome couple.

OK! Magazine reports that an up-to-date version of sitcom Full House may be in the works, with star John “Uncle Jesse” Stamos organizing the project.

Says Candace “DJ Tanner” Cameron Bure, “John has been working on a semi-remake of Full House.  I know it would involve me and Jodie Sweetin. We would revive our characters, but today as young women.”

Considering the washed-up-ness that is the careers of Bob Saget, Dave Coulier and Lori Loughlin, there should be no trouble getting them on board, too.

Now, about those pesky Olsen Twins…