The Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes gushfest continues on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show, on which Emperor Cruise talked up his big plans for Katie’s 30th birthday. ”I’ve been kind of surprising her throughout the week with things,” Cruise told Seacrest. 

Katie Holmes is 30?!? When the hell did that happen? In my mind she’s been 17 for the past decade. 

Little Joey Potter is all growns up.

Talk about sibling rivalry.

Every time I see a picture of Suri Cruise’s 2-year-old punam, I can’t help but feel sorry for Connor and Isabella Cruise, Tom’s adopted children with Nicole Kidman. 

Seemingly overnight, they’ve been demoted to Cruise’s “other” or “adopted” children. Cruise himself recently told Jay Leno that “it’s different when [a baby] is your own”.

Ouch.  

With Nicole Kidman tucked away in Nashville with her cozy new family (baby Sunday Rose with husband Keith Urban) are these children getting any attention?

I hope so.

Scientologist and Resident Psycho Tom Cruise and gushes to Us Magazine once again about his love for Katie “This water tastes funny” Holmes.

He says he bought her an engagement ring after their first date, after Holmes admitted to a childhood crush on him. 

Um…I had a childhood crush on Leonardo DiCaprio! Hello? Is this thing on?

According to Holmes, her life has “expanded” since marrying Cruise. “My family and friends are all a part of this bigger life,” she says (Translation: “My entire life has been taken over by the Emperor Xenu and the Cruise Machine. Please, someone help me!”).