Victoria Beckham looks kind of smashing on the new cover of BAZAAR. 

She boasts, “I have started smiling. I’ve mastered this smirk; it’s a smile that isn’t a smile.” 

All that quality “Mirror and Me” time paid off!

Okay, so the hair is fierce, but it just makes it all the more obvious that the woman is scary skeletal skinny. People give her flack because she never smiles, but she probably just doesn’t have the energy.